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Uncorked for the next three Happy Wednesdays…

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WHAT IS HAPPY WEDNESDAY IN THREE VIDEOS AND THREE VISUALS…

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WHY WE LOVE GAGA

https://twitter.com/freddyamazin/status/828417632932028416?refsrc=email&s=11


FROM THE HAPPY WEDNESDAY TWITTERVERSE


WHO WE’RE LISTENING TO: MAGGIE ROGERS


WHAT’S MAKING US HUNGRY!

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THE HAPPY WEDNESDAY TVC OF THE WEEK


INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY

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OVERHEARD AT ADRENALINE…

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“So what do I bet on?”
“Up to you. I’m busy working out my own bets”.
“Why don’t I just follow you?”
“It will be too expensive for you.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m listening to the band’s music, eating, and working on a few bets that are too complicated to explain to you right now.”
“But you’re the expert”.
“I’m not an expert. Ask Wini, the emcee. She’s an expert on racing. Very nice girl.

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“But you know how this whole thing works.”
“It’s a lot to do with luck.”
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“But you know jockeys and trainers. Don’t they tell you what’s going to win?”
“I never ask them. Most have no idea. Just back Purton and Moreira. They can’t help winning.”
“They’re the best horses running tonight?”
“No, they’re jockeys. Before you ask, jockeys are the guys who ride the horses.”

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“What about tipsters? I have followed them twice and lost.”
“Then don’t follow their tips.”
“So why are they tipsters? Aren’t they experts?”
“Not necessarily.”

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“So what should I buy that’s not going to be expensive?”
“Try the Six Up- the last six races where you need to pick all six winners.”
“But that’s impossible.”
“Not really. Even if what you pick all come second, there’s a consolation payout.”

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“But what if five of the horses win?”
“You don’t win.”
“But why? That’s pretty good- five out of six”.
“You need six horses to win. That’s why it’s called a Six Up.”

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“Then I’ll just buy every horse in every race.”
“That will cost too much.”
“How much?”
“No idea, but it will cost too much. Mate, can you ask one of the Racing Touch App Ambassadors what you need to know?They’re the attractive girls in white jackets and red skirts walking around. I guess they and Racing Specialists and the Racing Expert Wini are here to help guys like you with your questions. I’m here to enjoy myself. Plus I don’t even know you…”

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Note: To answer all questions about how to participate in horse racing, Happy Wednesday venues have racing apps, Racing Specialists, Racing Experts and Racing Ambassadors.


SEPARATED AT BIRTH

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Ceeloo Green, American singer-songwriter and former judge on The Voice.

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Chris Polanco, singer, multi-instrumentalist, member of Carnivale, resident band at the Beer Garden. Huuuuuuge drawcard!

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Rapper Rick Ross who has often rapped about food.

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Chris Polanco, singer, multi instrumentalist, Face Of Happy Wednesday, and member of the huuuuuugely popular Carnivale, the resident band at the Beer Garden, who always enjoys eating food.


COMING NEXT MONTH: BOOMERANG!

8, 15, 22 – March

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G’DAY, MATES, HAPPY WEDNESDAY GOES DOWN UNDER FOR CHOCKERS OF AUSSIE FUN!!