It’s really tough to describe the Miley Cyrus’ performance at today’s Video Music Awards.

2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Show
(Source: Hollywood Reporter)

Perhaps as it was an MTV event and MTV extolls anything goes cos crazy is so fucking cool, our Miley decided to spank the monkey and a few toy bears and act like a mad bitch.

Who knows?

Perhaps she was celebrating finally coming outta the closet and getting away from Billy Ray Cyrus?

Perhaps she giving her achy breaky vagina a damn good workout?

But as something supposedly disguised as music or “theater”, it left me baffled.

Surely, this was the day the music died? Again.

Hey, this might have been a bloody genius of a Thwyla Tharp performance or a paean to Honey Boo Boo or the drugs had damaged her tongue, but I didn’t get it.

Did you?

Watch below and let me know.