Now, try and follow us here: It’s the big St Leger race in the UK on Saturday.

Here’s all you need to know:

The race was named after an Anthony St Leger, who actually pronounced his surname Sellinger.

If you start calling the race The Sellinger everyone will think you are a tit.

Frankie Dettori has ridden the winner of the St Leger three times in the past six years.

This year he’s on Blue Bunting.

Last time she raced at Kempton, Superinjunction was ridden by Kieren Fallon.

Fallon, who in the St Leger will be riding footballer Michael Owen’s horse, Brown Panther and so replacing regular rider, Richard Kingscote.

As our friends at Popbitch have said, this is the first time we’ve legally been able to get the name of a footballer and Superinjunction into the same sentence.

The winner of the St Leger on Saturday: Sea Moon.