(Source: ABC News)

Unless we were producing our own Fast Track awards shows, we can’t stand all that fawning and thanking the man upstairs etc.

So, if you missed the Golden Awards Ceremony and who wore and said what, here are the funniest bits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6BW3QWfJpc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6PNmtxrfcg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUzyDnmjkyc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj8JiqraAXI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c4UVUMP8P4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6HMnYFuRsc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSZ6H9YuA_M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6sdhYkFfyg