IN

Tim Cook

OUT

Steve Jobs

But is he really “In” and how can Steve Jobs ever be “Out”?

He will always live on for what he has given the world.

 

IN

Cher

OUT

Lady Gaga

The Original is always better than a cheap knock-off.

Gaga Goo Goo, put the meat dress in a freezer.

 

IN

Fan Bing Bing

OUT

Jolin Tsai

Both might have had some “work” to enhance various bibs and bobs, but whereas singer Jolin Tsai is starting to struggle to keep abreast of things, actress-singer Bing Bing is being eyed by Hollywood and is even being discussed by Joan Rivers and her Fashion Police as a style icon.

 

IN

Edison Chen

OUT

Nicholas Tse and Cecilia Cheung

One has made a comeback and can laugh at the past.

The others were looking at the past as an excuse to call it quits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OozrqkYmiI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4svUT6YrLto&feature=related

IN:

Nicholas Tse’s alleged- lol! – mistress in Beijing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSpwXFCcdTw

OUT

The showbiz marriage of Nicholas Tse and Cecilia Cheung

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1UYusHn3OQ

 

IN

Real Music

Viewers have tired of seeing hack talents watched by and voted for Grannies and kids.

Where’s something for that “middle class”?

Not on television.

 

OUT

Television talent show and all that “great talent” found on them.

 

IN

Bruce Lee

OUT

Every other martial artist-turned-actor including Jackie Chan.

Yes, Jackie Chan made a name for himself in Hollywood. But as what? A chop suey-speaking kung fu-version of Martin “Yan Can Cook” Yan?

Bruce Lee made being an Asian something to be proud about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSoX6qB9N0

 

IN

Male model Andre Pejic

OUT

Supermodels.

 

IN

Online television

OUT

Terrestrial and “cable television”.

One gives you all the very latest television programmes.

The others give you a six-hour loop of re-runs.

How many episodes of “How I Met Your Mother” can one watch before screaming, “HOW”????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXAAs7zF090

 

IN

Steve Jobs

OUT

World leaders


When the world mourned Steve Jobs’ resignation as CEO of Apple Inc, we realized how useless world leaders are despite all those empty “Yes We Can” slogans and idiots writing songs for Barack Obama, surely, the most overrated politician around. The novelty of having a “black man in the White House” has worn thin.

 

IN

Elin Norderen aka “the former Mrs. Tiger Woods”

OUT

Tiger Woods

Was the man blind???

Wasn’t he happy to come home to a wife who looked like that HOT????

 

IN

Steve Williams, fired Tiger Woods caddie.

He could not contain his loathing for his former boss following the recent win of Adam Scott in the Bridgestone Invitational- and for whom he caddied for the first time.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Steve-Williams-is-holding-a-serious-grudge-again?urn=golf-wp4473

OUT

Tiger Woods

One carried the other’s golf bags and was at his side for 12 years before being unceremoniously dumped.

The other is still trying to find a fall guy for his game going so dreadfully down the crapper.

 

IN

Rory Mcilroy and Caroline Wozniacki

OUT

Tiger Woods

He’s young, Irish and the world’s top ranked golfer.

She’s young, Danish and the world’s leading woman’s tennis player and they are now the media darlings and a popular sporting couple.

The other was once the once the people’s choice and could do no wrong until we all heard he had cheated on his wife, putted around, sank many holes and got clubbed in the process.

 

IN

Real friends.

OUT

The cast of “Friends”.

None are as yet to make even one decent movie.

Jennifer Aniston is a wonderful looking woman but continues to get paid millions to appear in absolute crap, her latest, “Horrible Bosses” being a shocker.

Courtney Cox over-acts in Cougar Town, a television series that is an embarrassment to real “cougars” everywhere.

“Chandler Bing” and “Phoebe Buffay” have also not made even an Okay movie, ditto Matt LeBlanc and no has a clue what David Schwimmer is doing today.

IN

Reality

OUT

Hong Kong feng shui master Tony Chan.

One is what we all need to slap us in our faces from time to time to make us look at reality.

The other, despite being a fung shui “master” lost “face” by not being able to get his hands on the billions he thought he had inherited from his late client Nina Wang.

Plus, he could not see or predict that he would be arrested for fraud and forgery.

Some “feng shui master”!

 

IN

Julian Assange and Wikileaks

OUT

All government secrets

One is the world’s most important whistle blower.

The others want the whistle taken away and silenced forever.

 

IN

15 minutes of fame

OUT

The women who came out to tell the world that Tiger Woods had sunk a few holes in one.

 

IN

“Mad Men’s” Don Draper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK3ATi_fFXY

OUT

“Californication’s”   Hank Moody

One is a slick, savvy, manipulative, seductive and a serial womanizer.

The other is a train wreck going nowhere and who is way-too obvious- to men who know.


 

IN

World leaders suddenly coming to China and all with cap in hand and begging bowls.

OUT

World leaders stopping to criticize China except for some very token gestures.

Why? China has them by the balls and owns nearly every country.

 

IN

Kim Kardashian

OUT

Paris Hilton

One has built an empire around her name- and ass- in the US.

Meanwhile, one-time BFF has stalled and with no one anywhere wanting to check into her.

Yes, the tail is wagging the dog…

 

IN

Yes, We’re Broke.

OUT

Yes We Can

He just cannot deliver any knockout punches.

All those speeches where he recited from a teleprompter have amounted to squat.

 

IN

Laura Shang Wenjie

OUT

Laura Shang Wenjie

Opinions are very split over this French interpreter-turned-musician from China.

She’s called “Lady Gaga”- and which is not meant as a compliment.

Many call her a faker and a shaker.

She calls herself an original.

We say, Where is China’s incredible Sa Ding ding?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP1FoZpdNtM

 

IN

David Letterman

“A guy gets assassinated and you can’t tell a few jokes about him?”

OUT

Fanaticism and Jingoism

A jihadist website threatened cut off American talk show David Letterman’s tongue for making jokes about the assassination of Osama bin Laden.

Not one to shut up, Letterman came back and poked fun at the threats.

Fanaticism- and every country has its share of fanatics- needs to get real and get a sense of humour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GOnIHFmhQ&feature=related

 

IN

Charlie Sheen

OUT

Charlie Sheen

The man is either an absolute genius in being able to manipulate the media or is a coked out mad man surrounded by bimbos and thinking him to be a “warlock” who is “Winning”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

 

IN

Ashton Kutcher

IN

Charlie Sheen

One has used social media to build a brand around himself and has replaced Charlie Sheen in “Two-and-a-Half Men.”

The other is still waging war on the Director of “Two-and-a-Half Men” and is still ‘Winning” by using social media.

One has canned laughter on his side and is a genius when it comes to using social media.

The other is either laughing with the world or the world is laughing at him.

Too early to call who’s In or Out right now.

 

IN

Condoleeza Rice, former US Secretary of State

OUT

Muamar Gaddafi and his crush on Ms Rice

He called her his “darling black African woman.”

When the rebels looted his palace, they found photo albums where he kept photos of her face on every page.

Eeeew! Creepy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUQfRK8c8A&feature=related